Edgeworth/Gumshoe. 8)

1. Angst
The detective quickly followed behind the new prosecutor in the shocking ending of State vs Fawles - he couldn't leave the younger man alone, not especially when he had seen the look of shock and pain that was across his face.

2. AU
Edgeworth really had to wonder at times just how his superior managed to survive on nothing but cup noodles every single day.

3. Crack!fic
"Mr. Edgeworth, you really do use logic!" the detective remarked with a smile as the younger man sighed and passed back the Nintendo DS to the other. He was really needing to going to write to the producers after this.

4. Crossover (Initial D)
What really brought a smile to the mechanic's face was whenever he saw the silver-haired man return with a smile on his face, satisfied with the tunings that were done on it.

5. First Time
It involved an earthquake tremor, the need for security and copious amounts of alcohol. Gumshoe was pretty taken aback later when he discovered that he was the first.

6. Fluff
The prosecutor glanced away and coughed suspiciously when Gumshoe came bustling into his room with a home made lunch box full of rice, weenies and love.

7. Humour
Edgeworth swore if Gumshoe was going to babble about that wriggling piece of plywood to him one more time...

8. Hurt/Comfort
As the room shook and trembled violently around them, all the silver-haired man could think was of the strong arms that wrapped around him, and the gruff voice going 'its okay Mr. Edgeworth its going to be over soon' next to his ear that kept him sane.

9. Smut
It didn't involve alcohol this time, and Gumshoe was pretty shocked to find that he was into men after all this.

10. UST
Gumshoe couldn't help but wonder just what he could do for the prosecutor to make the silver-haired man smile for once.

Rou/Mayonnaise 8)

1. Angst
It was always a sad day whenever his beloved condiment all ran out.

2. AU
He made sure to use as little as possible, because goddamnit mayonnaise was precious.

3. Crack!fic
Everyone stared as the man went down the road in a mayo bottle costume. Who said he can't express his affection publicly?

4. Crossover (...Time Crisis series.)
VSSE First teir agent Toshirou Hijikata was infamous for two things - his flawless accuracy, and the... questionable shape of his gun.

5. First Time
Mayonnaise - made from 100% fresh eggs.

Hijikata made sure to remember that label.

6. Fluff
Seeing his beloved condiment always brought a huge smile to his face.

7. Humour
"GIVE ME BACK MY BOTTLE!" roared the boatswain as he ran down the hallways, the rappig squealing ahead of him as he scuttled around the corner with a familiar bottle in its mouth.

8. Hurt/Comfort
Whenever he was down, nothing cheered him up better than a good meal of mayonnaise on some assorted things.

9. Smut
In his self defence, mayonnaise did make everything better.

10. UST
It was just his favoured condiment, that's all. There was nothing else special about that.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

/punts

... /wonders if she should do this meme

Ahahaha I'm not stopping you if you want to. 8)

...BITCH, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO ASK FOR.

AND HOW YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO ASK FOR THAT HUH? I MIGHT JUST ASK FOR--oh who am I kidding.

Yeeeep. :|

orz

The things you think of when you're at work.

I would be a hypocrite not to ask.. Gin/Hiji!

1. Angst
Killers they both were, and killers they would only both be so long as they continued to walk on this earth.

2. AU
It was a well known fact in the Shinsengumi that the two vice-commanders could never really see each other eye to eye.

3. Crack!fic
Gintoki had to dodge a barrage of items thrown towards him by one pissed off vice-commander when he found out that the bastard yorozuya had just beaten him in the popularity polls again.

4. Crossover (Ace Attorney)
"Objection!" yelled out the silver-haired defence attorney as he pointed dramatically at the dark-haired prosecutor on the opposite bench. "The prosecution has no right to approve of this claim!"

5. First Time
While Hijikata might be cold and stoic on duty, Gintoki found that the man was surprisingly clingy in bed - a huge change from being the Demon Vice-Commander he was so infamous for.

6. Fluff
Hijikata scowled even more to hide his embarrassment when Gintoki remarked how cute he was all so angry because goddamnit demon vice-commanders did not blush at annoying compliments like these.

7. Humour
The usual monotony of an afternoon in the Shinsengumi barracks was broken one day when they were treated to the sight of a certain natural permed freelancer fleeing from the enraged roars of one seppuku-inclined vice-commander.

8. Hurt/Comfort
The first thing that Hijikata did when Gintoki woke up from his injuries was a smack to the head, followed by shutting him up with a kiss before the freelancer could complain.

9. Smut
Gintoki could never figure out just how Hijikata could be so appealing even though he ate so much mayonnaise, smoked more than a train and acted like the whole world was against him.

10. UST
He didn't know what made him help the vice-commander; it could be because of how pathetic he was right now - or it could be because he didn't want to see that look of hurt on a man he thought to be so strong ever again.

o rly.

But do you not know that Rou is so very seekritly moar shounen than you. 8(

There are just some things that need to be kept hidden. -w-)v

...I would. 8(

Edgeworth/Kristoph. :D

1. Angst
They were both imperfect, and they never would be perfect so long as they could never rid themselves of this imperfection - that was to say, never.

2. AU
Kristoph stumbled a little as he hastened to do what his master ordered, because he really didn't want to know what would happen if he didn't obey.

3. Crack!fic
Edgeworth glanced over at the other, a small smirk on face as he uttered the five words that would cause the elder to cringe.

"You just lost the game."

4. Crossover (Gintama)
The blonde never liked that silver-haired samurai that Karuma had under his wing, because he stole all the glory that was meant to be for him.

5. First Time
They both blamed it on the recent events and questionable amounts of alcohol.

6. Fluff
...would only be a dream for these two.

7. Humour
"Oh, and Edgeworth?" Kristoph smiled his usual charming smile as he said five words that made the younger man facepalm. "You just lost the game."

8. Hurt/Comfort
He'd slowly proceed little by little, until every crack converged together into a crackling spiderweb that would fracture and shatter and utterly break his enemy.

How he would love to see it when that happened.

9. Smut
...still the alcohol.

10. UST
It was only a purely physical thing, the need to release tension - but why could he never get enough of it?

♥

:|

Luffy/Meatloaf

8)

1. Angst
Why oh why did his meatloaf have to get spoiled??

2. AU
He always did like the 'meat' in 'meatloaf'.

3. Crack!fic
"I AM YOUR MEATLOAF MASTER. OBEY ME."

4. Crossover (TWEWY)
No body really wanted to ask what was that straw-hat teenager doing running around with only a pin that had a meatloaf on it.

5. First Time
It really was love at first sight.

6. Fluff
The texture and exquisite flavour was always something that he enjoyed.

7. Humour
It was a good thing that Alex had been busy, or otherwise the powder monkey might have been shot on the spot for trying to nom on the handlebars.

8. Hurt/Comfort
No matter what ever happened, a nice meatloaf always did well to cheek him up.

9. Smut
Luffy had to wonder if that was some new flavour of meatloaf he had heard before - the word was awfully familiar...

10. UST
The trill of eating one was something he could never quite forget.

Well, Milk did ask if he was going to marry one~

Also, do you have any more prompts for me? :D

That doesn't mean he will even though I'm sure he would if given the chance o-orrrrzzzz.

And since I'm feeling predictable at the moment... Edgeworth/Hijikata please? |3

1. Angst

Now alone, he wondered just when duty became so fragile.

2. AU

Hijikata growled; now he had to handle a stupid silver-haired pirate.

3. Crack!Fic

Edgeworth couldn't believe it. The idiot actually got a cooking show.

4. Crossover (Gintama)

Mitsurugi had second thoughts about the Shinsengumi after he saw the bazooka.

5. First time

Hijikata vowed to make that bastard pay for his words.

6. Fluff

Conversation wasn't necessary; they both understood the value of silence.

7. Humor

"It's disgusting."

"It's heaven."

"It's a condiment!"

"You have no taste."

8. Hurt/Comfort

No matter what happened, in the end they were still comrades.

9. Smut

Only the most observant men could hear furniture moving inside the cabin.

10. UST

He's just a stupid bastard, Hijikata repeated to himself. Nothing more.

♥♥♥ much love for this~

Chat/KB

1. Angst
Whenever KB had to leave/get out/drop from chat, it was always a rather heartbreaking moment - she could never get enough of chat after all, and it was always a sad event when they were forced to part ways.

2. AU
The KB IM chat programme was much, much, much better than any other, as everyone soon came to realize.

3. Crack!fic
Everyone in chat just stared in horror as they watched KB actually top someone, now afraid that the internet might just break apart and fall around them.

4. Crossover (Katekyo Hitman Reborn!)
It didn't take very long before KB found out just how hard it was to be the head of the Chat Famiglia, especially with the more... eccentric (and notably more perverse) members on board.

5. First Time
From the very first time KB entered into the chatroom, she was already quite sure she had sealed herself into a fate she'd never be able to escape from.

How so very true that feeling came to be.

6. Fluff
Chat always had a way to bring a smile to her face and let her laugh when she needed it the most in spite of all the gloom she had to go through with.

7. Humour
God, chat was always full of it. There was never a dull moment in there.

8. Hurt/Comfort
There was a pause as everyone in chat took in KB's ramblings and rantings, and then one by one the words of comfort flooded to her.

9. Smut
KB did have to wonder just what was with all the sexings that happened in chat so often - and couldn't help but worry a little at how used she had got to them.

10. UST
She only did it because she wanted a little attention from everyone else.

Chi (the kitty!)/Lucied

1. Angst
...they never liked it when Hijikata kept his boots far out of their reach.

2. AU
Chi glanced at the kitten her owner had just taken in, growling slightly as his fur bristled. Why did Tosh'rou had to take in something like her in?!

3. Crack!fic
The boatswain could only stare at the sight of both kitten and puppy speaking to each other.

4. Crossover (Takes of the Abyss)
Everyone had to wonder if it was due to the power of Lorelei that they could see the sight of cat and dog playing with each other like old friends.

5. First Time
Like all in their species, they didn't like each other the first time they met - but that changed quickly with the passing of time.

6. Fluff
Lucied watched as the cat collapsed onto the floor in an exhausted pile before moving to her side and started grooming her wordlessly.

7. Humour
It was always somewhat entertaining to watch their owner chase down that rappig in an enraged roar of "GIVE ME BACK MY LIGHTER!!".

8. Hurt/Comfort
Upon seeing Lucied curled up on the ground and whimpering, Chi only cautiously approached the puppy before reaching out to start licking the wounds she had inflicted on him in her rage.

9. Smut
...well, their owner never really did get some, so they were simply making it up for him.

10. UST
Cats and dogs were always rivals... right?

/LOOOOVES

/FOREVER

Oh goodness, the lighter. Poor Rou. :DDDD

.... /sekretly ships now

Siiiiiiigh.

lolololol o you.