1. Angst
It was always a sad day whenever his beloved condiment all ran out.

2. AU
He made sure to use as little as possible, because goddamnit mayonnaise was precious.

3. Crack!fic
Everyone stared as the man went down the road in a mayo bottle costume. Who said he can't express his affection publicly?

4. Crossover (...Time Crisis series.)
VSSE First teir agent Toshirou Hijikata was infamous for two things - his flawless accuracy, and the... questionable shape of his gun.

5. First Time
Mayonnaise - made from 100% fresh eggs.

Hijikata made sure to remember that label.

6. Fluff
Seeing his beloved condiment always brought a huge smile to his face.

7. Humour
"GIVE ME BACK MY BOTTLE!" roared the boatswain as he ran down the hallways, the rappig squealing ahead of him as he scuttled around the corner with a familiar bottle in its mouth.

8. Hurt/Comfort
Whenever he was down, nothing cheered him up better than a good meal of mayonnaise on some assorted things.

9. Smut
In his self defence, mayonnaise did make everything better.

10. UST
It was just his favoured condiment, that's all. There was nothing else special about that.