The things you think of when you're at work.

I would be a hypocrite not to ask.. Gin/Hiji!

1. Angst
Killers they both were, and killers they would only both be so long as they continued to walk on this earth.

2. AU
It was a well known fact in the Shinsengumi that the two vice-commanders could never really see each other eye to eye.

3. Crack!fic
Gintoki had to dodge a barrage of items thrown towards him by one pissed off vice-commander when he found out that the bastard yorozuya had just beaten him in the popularity polls again.

4. Crossover (Ace Attorney)
"Objection!" yelled out the silver-haired defence attorney as he pointed dramatically at the dark-haired prosecutor on the opposite bench. "The prosecution has no right to approve of this claim!"

5. First Time
While Hijikata might be cold and stoic on duty, Gintoki found that the man was surprisingly clingy in bed - a huge change from being the Demon Vice-Commander he was so infamous for.

6. Fluff
Hijikata scowled even more to hide his embarrassment when Gintoki remarked how cute he was all so angry because goddamnit demon vice-commanders did not blush at annoying compliments like these.

7. Humour
The usual monotony of an afternoon in the Shinsengumi barracks was broken one day when they were treated to the sight of a certain natural permed freelancer fleeing from the enraged roars of one seppuku-inclined vice-commander.

8. Hurt/Comfort
The first thing that Hijikata did when Gintoki woke up from his injuries was a smack to the head, followed by shutting him up with a kiss before the freelancer could complain.

9. Smut
Gintoki could never figure out just how Hijikata could be so appealing even though he ate so much mayonnaise, smoked more than a train and acted like the whole world was against him.

10. UST
He didn't know what made him help the vice-commander; it could be because of how pathetic he was right now - or it could be because he didn't want to see that look of hurt on a man he thought to be so strong ever again.

o rly.

But do you not know that Rou is so very seekritly moar shounen than you. 8(

There are just some things that need to be kept hidden. -w-)v

...I would. 8(