Because I've had this on my mind for months:

Teddie/Yosuke 8)

Damnit Hilda.

1. Angst
He's alright, he's alright, was the mantra that went on endlessly in Yosuke's head as he clambered onto his bed, trying (and failing) to not look at the spot in his room where the bear would always sleep. He's strong, and he knows about the Shadows. He's not going to die like Saki-senpai.

The feeling of dread in his gut was however another story.

2. AU (Some AU where Yosuke is the leader IDK)
The brunette scowled as the wails of the bear came from behind him - damnit, what the hell was he supposed to do when you found yourself all alone after falling through a TV and waking up to see something like that looking over you?

3. Crack!fic
"Teddie, what--what the hell are you doing?!"

"I'm eating lunch, Yosuke!"

"YOU DON'T EAT LUNCH WITH TOPSICLES! WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THEM FROM?!"

"I got them from the freezer!"

"................"

Oh yeah, he was doomed.

4. Crossover (Devil Survivor)
Yosuke swore mentally as he dodged the oncoming attack from the Wendigo - seriously, just why did he ever agree to help out that strange... thing when they had better things to do like saving Rise from Belial?

5. First Time
Yosuke had the distinct displeasure of knowing that Teddie was a very loud snorer.

6. Fluff
For all him being annoying, he couldn't help but laugh when he saw the bear enjoying his Topsicle so happily.

7. Humour
If Teddie started on those terrible puns of his one... more... time...

8. Hurt/Comfort
"Idiot," muttered the brunette as he wiped off one of his wounds with a disinfected washcloth. "I already told you I was fine."

"But that Shadow could have knocked you out, Yosuke!"

The teenager snorted. "Don't worry about me, remember? Souji's the one who's leading us after all, not me. He's your sensei."

If Teddie might have paid better attention back then, he might have heard the strained (forced) tone of neutrality that Yosuke had employed there and then.

9. Smut
One thing was for sure - he was never going to get in that suit again.

10. UST
He wasn't sure why, but he never wanted Teddie to leave his house and leave with anyone else - the thought of him not being at his place was just... unnatural.